One time Jamjars told me he likes my accent. It was then that I knew my life was complete.
This girl I work with told me that the Illuminati created hipsters.
Hey who lives near Lancaster? Have you ever bought meth from the Amish drug circle?
Hey, Morgasm. Guess what. We are going to Florida over spring break, or this summer. It’s a fact and it’s final. Cum dumpster.
Hallelujah for sluts.
Hi Ben what’s up, I can tell it’s you on my Tumblr, because you’re in the Bahamas. Cunt. Come home.
What is sexual frustration, I have no clue and I have never felt it. Just kidding, who has lips for sale?